We urgently have to find the perfect dog for Mom and Dad, and we have sent out a job advert to Earth.
Position Available: Family Dog
We are looking for a small to medium sized dog to join our family team. The perfect candidate will come with minimal shedding and a friendly disposition, eager to learn and be obedient and a team player. The duties include:
Absolute devotion and love for Mom and Dad.
Security: Alert and awake, stern warnings to all intruders.
Effective varmint patrol: must be able to keep the property clean of intruders such as foxes, deer, raccoons, squirrels and to keep coyotes at bay.
Floor cleaning: removal of all drops of food from the floor.
Bonus skills: Fetch slippers, newspapers etc.
Salary and benefits: Two to three meals a day, kibbles with sardines and soft meats, treats for special duties. Several soft beds, a warm house, a big garden and lots of walks, tummy rubs and hugs. Medical care and retirement included.
Starting date: Immediately
Inquire to Flurry D. Dog in Doggy Heaven.
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