Dear Diario, we have a serious situation. I have been shown a dog on Earth who lives with 6 cats in a house with a crazy cat lady! It is a white and furry Terrier mix called Misty, the cats are large, smelly and have sharp claws and teeth.
This is a horrible and abusive situation – imagine – living with six cats! The smell, the allergy causing fur, the incessant meeoo, meeoo, and evil jumping up on furniture every time you try to defend yourself. Would not be surprised if the poor dog must eat cat food as well, (although Loba says it’s really tasty).
The dogs in Heaven agree that this dog abuse cannot go on; Misty must be freed. Because I can write, I have been assigned to write a complaint to the Earth Authorities.
Here is my letter: Hello Earth Autrocities, Misty lives with 6 cats and must be rescued and moved to a no cat home immediately. Act now. Signed: Dogs in Heaven.
Many dogs in Heaven have signed with their paw print – we are disgusted and disturbed. We will keep on fighting for Misty, it has become our pet charity cause, (pun intended).
Loba is mailing because I don’t know where the mailbox is.
Peace and Love.
Flurry