A Labrador named Bilbo arrived today, he was only 6 years old. Apparently, he had eaten 4 tennis balls, 3 ping pong balls, 1 mobile phone, 11 plastic bags, and a load of knick-knacks, including rubber bands. It was the battery in the mobile phone that got him.
I am not sure Labradors are that bright, even though they say so. I guess he subscribed to Zorro’s motto of “eat first and taste later.”