Back to Earth

I have been dispatched to find out from the Heavenly Authorities how, and when, we can return to Earth. I was chosen because I have an education and know the legal lingo, says Zorro.

The answer is no. NO NO NO. The road is one way, from Earth to Doggy Heaven, there is no road back. The best we can do is to apply to unite with our people when their time is ripe, and that is not yet.

We all feel down, we want to move with Mom and Dad to their new house now, we do not want to wait.

“They need protection and company” says Zorro, “I am perfect for the job. I would patrol the property and keep all intruders at bay, deer, racoons, even coyotes. I know all about varmints.”

“Mom and Dad has a very large BBQ pit in the new house,” says Loba longingly. “We could have had new food bowls on the terrace.”  

I was looking forward to sleep in front of the fireplace. We are sad we can’t go back. Loba says we must look forward and we should plan to join Mom and Dad in Heaven later.

“I told you, you were crazy” said Auntie Kara. “I knew it could not be done.” Have already tried. And she sighed and looked sad.

Sometimes the pessimist is right, or we what we call pessimism is our own delusion of reality.