At the Dog Races

At the Racing Grounds

Der Dary, I will tell you about the races. It was a big and tiring day. For the first time, Loba was wearing a hat, it was pink and had roses. Fifi’s hat was yellow and Rocky had a green baseball cap. Zorro had a top hat, like the magicians on TV. I did not know we were supposed to wear hats, so I grabbed my old Santa hat. (By the way dear Diary, only in Heaven does dogs wear hats voluntarily. Don’t make dogs on Earth wear hats!)

The race arena was intimidating; lots of dogs everywhere, betting, eating, barking and creating a racket in general. Some were elegantly groomed with decorated collars and scarves.

The racing dogs were another breed, literally. Quiet, slinky, shivering Greyhounds. They are beasts, extreme running machines. I could not believe how fast they got around that track. I think Zorro was flabbergasted too. Rocky, Fifi and Loba were cheering and screaming for the leader in every race, but Zorro was quiet. Maybe he was losing money?

A pack of Italian Greyhounds were seated next to me and they were so excited. One called Sliver told me they are here to learn the trade until they have grown up. Sliver had been a pet on Earth but always wanted to be a racer. I did not have the heart to tell him the truth. Sliver said he was training every day.

The most important race of the day was won by a stripy grey and brown Greyhound called Blizzard. He had been a racing star on Earth as well. Blizzard walked around with a wreath around his neck and gave autographs. Loba and Fifi got one, but Zorro and Rocky did not bother, I did not care either. Blizzard seemed kind of haughty.

Zorro says he will not go back again. “Don’t agree with all that gambling, it is not moral.”

I don’t think I like the races either, too much commotion. And the Greyhounds have a superior attitude. Like they are looking down on other dogs.

Must stop writing, need to sleep.

Dog Racing

Dear Diary, some of my friends in Doggy Heaven are a little tiring because they like to do running races. I am talking about Zorro, Loba, Fifi and Rocky. Running is not my cup of tea.

Zorro boasts that he always wins. “Every day in South America, we were let off leash and Loba had a head start but I always caught up with her! It drove me nuts that she did not wait for me, I wrestled her to the ground and gave her a good telling off. Still, she never changed.“

“Yeah,” said Loba, “that’s right, every day you had to tell me to stay behind you.” She whispered to me that Zorro is a control freak and a chauvinist. 

Fifi is a very strong dog but she cannot run as fast as Zorro. Rocky is also very energetic and is trying hard, but his short legs does not cut it. 

“Tunnel racing is my game,” says Rocky. And then he challenged us to go into a badger hole any day! We declined.

Zorro thinks he should be a racing dog, apparently there is big prize money in dog racing. Tomorrow there are Greyhound races in Doggy Heaven, and we have decided to go. Well, my friends decided to go, and I am tagging along to be social because Dr. Goldie told me to get out more.