March 18 – Profitable Banking

“This is how you make a lot of money from banking,” said the economy dog Cash to Zorro. “Just find the bank that gives you the highest returns, don’t even look at average and low returns. You want high returns, that is how you make money. High returns never fail.”

Zorro was impressed and paid Cash handsomely for this insight.

I thought Cash should have mentioned something about risk. I never went to economy school, but I think high returns are associated with risky investments. Zorro is not listening to me.