Change

Goldie is holding a meeting to get the staff at Zorro’s Zecurity through the difficulties of change. Staff is resistant to change, and she needs to convince the workers to accept the company transformation.

Loba and I were called to a meeting explaining future changes. She showed us a diagram.

“You are here, aimlessly drifting,” she said, pointing at some lines at the bottom.

“When we change, you go into chaos.” She pointed at the center which looked like a birds nest. “Change is difficult, and you may feel anxious and confused, but know that management is here to help you through.

When the changes are done, you arrive in the future, you have direction and it is worth it, you will be happy and productive!”

I tried to understand, but it just looked like random scribbles. Goldie must have seen my hesitance and she gave me a condescending smile.

Loba rolled on the ground, roaring of laughter. ” Sniff My Butt,” she said and asked Goldie if she ever had lived on the streets, shelters, changed families, been lost, defended herself against criminals and wild animals, all while finding enough food and shelter for survival? Goldie did not answer but turned to Zorro and said the employees are very resistant to change and may have to be sacked.

Then she asked for her consulting fee in bacon. Lots of bacon. I think Zorro soon will be broke.