Planning our Return!

We are planning our return to Earth to live in Mom’s and Dad’s new house. Loba has chosen a nice spot for the new doghouse, protected from the wind, but with a good view of the BBQ and the pool. “We will have a slighter larger house to accommodate all of us,” she says. “Aunt Kara can come too.”

Auntie Kara says we are crazy and there is no going back to Earth, but we ignore her because she is old and negative. Zorro has made an inventory of the animals of the area, an awful lot of deer. “No problems,” says Zorro, “deer are a cupcake for me. I take care of Master’s garden, no deer, no raccoons, no armadillos, no rats and no thieves when I am on the job. And Loba is assisting.” He does not include me for security, but that is ok, I intend to stay mainly inside the house and return to my old job as a pet. I have noticed that there is a new doormat, which is as well, Mom and Dad threw away the old one.

Loba says she will sneak inside and sit on the couch sometimes, but I had to tell her that this is not allowed, even for me, but Loba disagrees. “I am sure Mom will let me,” she says. She talks to Mom every now and then.

We are all planning to have many BBQs in the large backyard. Zorro wants a pool party and is making a list of Chihuahuas to invite. Loba and I think it should be just us, no Chihuahuas and we have not seen any in the neighborhood anyway. But there is a cute Shi-Tzu called Milly in the next house along. I can be friends with her.

This is so exciting, can’t wait!