We have received a mjaumail from Earth. It reads like this:
Misty the dog is a cat abuser that lives in opulence, stealing food and affection that belong to her fellow, peace loving and defenseless cats. The innate aggression of dogs is at frequent display toward the innocent cats in the house, but cleverly hidden when the house mistress is nearby, and go undetected. Reports of claw marks and a torn ear on Misty are wrong. The minor scabs on Misty are not serious and were incurred by an intrusive sparrow that tried to pick insects from the dog’s dirty fur. We cats demand that you stop writing letters of complaint about Misty’s treatment, and see the error of her ways and allow her food ration to be shared by the poor cats.
Wow! That was a strong message. We don’t know what to believe. Could Misty really be stealing food from the cats? Did a sparrow injure Misty?
Loba scoffed: “Lies and propaganda! This is a serious situation; the cats are attacking Misty; they are after her food, we need to get her out of there!”
Dear Diary, I am so worried about Misty, we must help.
Angel Dog Diary 