Mom and Dad watched a new TV program today called Top Dog. It is a competition for Police dogs to find stuff in various rooms, going through obstacles and then finally apprehending a bad guy.
It was fascinating, we all lined and cheered for the teams. The dogs were mainly German Shepherd types, and Zorro kept on shouting that this and that dog probably was his relation, in particular the fast ones.
Zorro got especially excited when the dogs had to bite the bad guy, he barked obscenities to the TV set; take down the good for nothing cat loving slug!; a hefty bite to the rascal food stealing dustbin!; let him feel the wrath of your canines!
When the dog master says, “let go,” the dog must release and return to the master. Zorro think this is a stupid rule, why would you release a bad guy you have caught?
After the program, Zorro started to sniff around everything and going on narrow rocks and jumping logs, it looks like he is training for Top Dog. I asked if he was thinking of a second life at Earth? Zorro said he was trying out skills for the entrance test to the Achievement Club (Ace). He was looking for tricks unsuitable for short legged breeds, like Bassetts.