Zorro is writing Loba’s annual work evaluation for Zorro’s Zecurity. They have not had any jobs, but he will write it anyway. Zorro says he is of the managerial class and it is his duty to evaluate the underlings. I had to do the writing as usual:
Loba has been doing well and is improving on her skills in perimeter patrol. I am overall pleased with Loba’s performance, BUT she can improve in listening to instructions from management and communicate better. I recommend that Loba takes an obedience course.
Then he called Loba and told her the evaluation. She asked if she would be allowed to do an upward assessment of management, but Zorro said it was not on the schedule.
“Well, here it is anyway,” said Loba, “you are not helpful”, and “I will not do the obedience training,” Then she barked “Sniff My Butt,” and disappeared.
I wonder if she will get fired?