Dear Diary, Zorro and I have been told off by the Heavenly Authorities about the climbing competition, it was considered too divisive. Maybe the Dachshund complained?
Well, well, doggy competitions are not my style, but still, it is unpleasant to be told off.
I am also wondering why they allow dog racing and betting then? Loba whispered that it is the favorite pasttime of the Authorities, but I must not speak about it in public.