Dear Diry, Aunt Loba and Uncle Zorro have told me something shocking. In their Earth life with Mom and Dad, they did not live in the house, they lived outdoors! They were outdoor dogs. I am disturbed, I guess as a pet, a bit more human and not suited for the outdoors, honestly, I do not think I would survive that sort of life.
“There was no problem,” says Loba “we got food every day, a large garden to live in, a family to protect and a doghouse. It was a healthy lifestyle and we lived like Kings and Queens.” “I was Rey de la Casa,” said Zorro. (It means: King of the House).
Uncle Zorro explained that he was on guard duty for the family, assisted by Aunt Loba. “I take my assignments very seriously,” said Zorro. “It was my duty to protect the perimeter of the garden and I always do my duty. In fact, I have been awarded a medal for most dutiful dog.” He pointed out that he could open the gate lock with his teeth, but he stayed on duty in the garden (most of the time) out of loyalty to Master.
“And for the food,” said Loba.
Zorro is so accomplished and unselfish. I wanted to see the medal, but unfortunately, it got misplaced in a move.
Loba said all this is humbug and the reason they could not live in the house is that Zorro peed on the Christmas tree and the furniture when he was in the house.
“Marking is necessary,” says Zorro.