Complaining Corgis

The Corgis are angry they are not special anymore, for some reason King Charles Cavalier Spaniels have taken their honor place.

“It is so unfair, why should we have to give up the royal treats” whined a Corgi called Clover, “the Spaniels are mean and not sharing! They are depriving us of all the perks we are used to. All dogs in Heaven, I ask you: How can this incredible hardship and injustice be allowed?”

The King Charles Spaniels barked back, aided by a Rottweiler, and told the Corgis to shut up and accept their new status, but that just made it worse.

“You Spaniels are treating us horribly, we Corgis must have justice, our suffering is immense” a couple howled and whined, and they kept up the racket for hours.

I wish the Corgis would shut up. Maybe the Spaniels took their treats and honor position, but which dog has not had a treat stolen or been unfairly scolded? All of us. Everyone. Get over it Corgis and get on with your new life.