Climate Change

Goldie has called another meeting to discuss climate change. “All companies have a policy on climate change and Zorro’s Zecurity must express support for climate change”, she barked. “We must create an action plan and declare it to the world.”

“If we all play more, we will get hot and make the climate warmer,” said a Boston Terrier.

“We should snooze more and not use up so much energy,” said a Whippet, “one more hour of snoozing a day will help to reduce energy need.” A lot of dogs agreed on that plan.

“I have heard about ice ages,” said a Siberian Husky, “I am hoping it will come back, can we change the climate to ice age?”

All the Chihuahua’s got very upset, they wanted to change the climate to warmer. “We can’t survive in an ice age you selfish brute,” they yapped angrily to the Husky, “think about all the small and thinly haired dogs for once!”

“Huskies can move to Greenland,” said the Greenland Dog. We have a full ice age going on there right now. I actually don’t think we in Greenland can take any colder climate.”

Toff turned up to the meeting carried on a float by several Rottweilers. “If I don’t walk, I don’t use energy,” he declared. Everybody applauded and discussed if they can save energy by being carried. Then Toff said we must fix the climate, he had worked all his life to get rich and he did not want anything to go wrong now.

Goldie called everyone to attention. “We will make the following statement about Climate Change:”

Zorros’ Zecurity support efforts on climate change and we are taking every steps possible to leave a zero carbon paw print.

“There are no carbon in my paw prints,” said an employee proudly.

I am going home. Goldie does not even know what carbon is and still she makes statements. She also employs a climate change advisor. What about getting in some security work? Truth is, she knows nothing about that either.