Today, Goldie, Zorro and I have been interviewing job applicants. Loba was not allowed by Goldie to be on the panel because she might say uncomfortable things, and we do not want to make the applicants uncomfortable, said Goldie.
For the Salary Negotiating Specialist we settled on a really enthusiastic Bull Terrier called Kaiser, he negotiated 20 tins of Toff’s select and 5 bags of snacks for himself right there and then. Zorro just have to pay for talent! We figured we use him for the senior staff negotiations.
The real problem was the Equal Opportunity and Fairness Enforcer. First we talked to a Chinese Crested Dog, but Goldie thought she was too hairless and weak. The Rhodesian Ridgeback was too aggressive, the Dingo too unfocused, the Alaskan Malamute too sweaty and the Yorkie too small. In the end, Goldie settled for a friend of hers, another Golden Retriever called Docille. “I feel I can trust her,” said Goldie, “she fulfills all that I am looking for in my staff.”
Angel Dog Diary 