Due to several recent thefts when Snowflake was off duty, Trust in Toff ordered the Assistant to the Third Subleader of the Ergonomics Technician to patrol the neighborhood when Snowflake had scheduled time off. It’s a great beefy German Shepherd suitably called Patrol.
Snowflake was pleased at first, but unfortunately, Patrol did not work out. After the first hour (between 5 to 6 pm), he was appalled that he would have to work nights and weekends. “And alone!” he barked, “I am not doing that! Imagine if I met a thief? I am not taking this,” he howled all over Doggy Heaven. Management agreed; dangerous patrol work is not in the company values.
Patrol never returned the personally embroidered security vest and safety gear he had been issued but walked around the head office boasting about his work experience in the bad neighborhoods.
Miniature Poodle Snowflake is alone again. “At least he is paid,” said Loba, “and have scheduled time off. Some sort of progress.”
Yeah, paid less than the Assistant to the Third Subleader of the Ergonomics Technician.
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